Phrases & Script

5 Phrases:

-"You are everywhere right now, calm down."

-"She is literal human garbage." 

-"Is that pizza or Italian vomit?"

-"We're all cubists, trying to see things from every perspective."

-"It was being annoyingly philosophical."

Script:

 

>Two female friends, one valley girl and one scholar, walk into an art gallery and ponder over a few of the hanging pieces but accidently bump into there arch nemeses.

Barbie- skipping into gallery “Dang this place looks fancy!”

Alexandria- pushes Barbie “Hush. You’re being really loud. Act like you actually care.”

Barbie- “Hey, I do care. I love art. I draw like all the time in class.”

both are walking toward an abstract painting near the left side of the gallery walls

Barbie- “Girl! Look at this thing! This is totally like something you’d make. It literally looks like food.” walks closer to painting, reaches hand to touch it

Alexandria- “Stop!” swats Barbie’s hand

Barbie- “Ouch!” pulls hand away

Alexandria- “You are everywhere right now, calm down.”

Barbie- “This painting literally looks like food. Al, Is that pizza or Italian vomit?” giggling and skips away to another painting

Alexandria- follows Barbie “You’re being really annoying, I shouldn’t have brought you here. If you can calm down for another 10 minutes I will take you to actually get pizza afterwards, okay?”

Barbie- “Yeah whatever.”

Both staring at painting, Alexandria is smiling and analyzing the piece visually, Barbie seems puzzled

Alexandria- “Isn’t cubism amazing?”

Barbie- “What the heck is a cubism? Is that an emotion?”

Alexandria- “Are you kidding me right now? This is cubism. It’s when a piece of art tries to depict something from different perspectives. From every perspective.”

Barbie- still puzzled “Okay?”

Alexandria- annoyed “You know, we’re all cubists, trying to see things from every perspective.”

Barbie- “You’re being annoyingly philosophical.” skips off to next painting

Alexandria- follows and sighs, “Do you even know what the word philosophical means?”

(BEAT, zoom in, pan up) Big towering women walks into gallery and goes directly to the original painting Barbie and Alexandria were looking at  

Barbie- (BEAT) turns head and sees the women, and loudly says “Shit!”

Alexandria- “Lower your voice. What’s wrong?” turns head and sees women as well “Ugh. Bertha. What is she doing here.”

Barbie- turns and faces Alexandria, says is a frightened voice “Man, we need to leave, like now.”

Alexandria- “Why? We can just ignore her. She is literal human garbage.”

Barbie- (BEAT) zooms in on Barbie's face “I totally may have been talking to her man and like I totally think she’s like looking for me.”

Alexandria-  loud and angrily “Are you kidding me?”

Barbie- “No like really..”

(BEAT, close up of Berthas feet stomping/walking, close up of Bertha cracking her knuckles) Bertha sneaks up on the girls and smirks, towering above them

Bertha- “Ay, look who we have here, ya’ll think it’s cool to just mess around with my man yeah? Hiding away in some gallery? Ya’ll ain’t smooth. Trying to act smart and shit.”

Close up on Barbie grabbing Alexandria’s hand and smiles and waves up at Bertha

Barbie- “LOL bye!”

(BEAT, fade out to white, quick zoom out) Both girls run out of galler

>END SCENE